Dizziness spells..

Just a simple piece of advice can solve this dog's problem.

Second opinion..

HeHe, what about if i needed a third opinion, Do i have to pay the triple...?!!

Apply cold on your shoulders.

I don't understand why is he jealous ?! it is only a snow man.

Onions....!

What can be emotional more than cutting onions!!

Wanna chat..?!!!

I think she lied when she meant FEMALE.

Lied on the dating service.

Who can imagine that lying on the dating service could lead to Hell........

Few Questions.........

She forgot to say " Do you swear to tell the truth, all the truth, nothing but the truth; so help you God.''

pencils and pens viruses

Poor kid, his intention was to make the home work; but he found that there is a horrible virus which managed to reach his pens and pencils.

Keep it as a secret....

I wish they can keep the woman a secret as well.
Even the man; kept his idea as a secret just for him self....

The key of the bathroom...

what a wierd place to think in....
but at least u can get a chance to think.

A jerk..

Well, i think this guy needs someone who knows about words than relationships.

I am a vampire.

Bush is a vampire and the Victim is the statue of liberty which represents the american youth...
i think you got the picture.

Naturally Killed..

Well, at least he killed him naturally.

Just Changing...

She is just trying to look better..
If you could wait a lil bit.

Time management.

It really happens..
you are right man.

Best job ever....

He is right... the reset of the elements are perfect. All he needs to do now just start working...

Plz...Spend time with your kids

At least this man is thinking how he can spend more time with his kids which i find awesome...He just so creative.

Press ......

One day if tried to contact a customer service or any utility over the phone, I think you will be facing the same.

Just dreams... HeHeHe

I think seeing a tiny pink elephant is the same; seeing victory in Iraq. I think some one has been hallucinating lately.

Which one.....?!

i believe that some one is hoping that the other one can do anything right... Actually i don't know which one.

what is an idiot ?!!

It is a nice definition for the word idiot....i think we all meet a lot of people of this kind. I hope it is not every day.

Not me...its him.

wooow, Osama is pointing to Sadam as he is saying "its not me you want to shoot, its him"